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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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