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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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