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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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