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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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