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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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