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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Murphy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a cheetah 😺
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
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