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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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