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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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