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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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