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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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