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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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