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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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