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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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