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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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