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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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