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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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