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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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