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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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