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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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