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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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