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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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