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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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