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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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