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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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