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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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