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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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