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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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