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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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