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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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