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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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