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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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