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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Mrs
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a cow 🐮
a velociraptor 🦖
a hippo 🦛
a lion 🦁
an elephant 🐘
a cheetah 😺
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