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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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