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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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