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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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