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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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