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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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