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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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