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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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