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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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