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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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