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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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