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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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