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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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