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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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