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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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