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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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