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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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