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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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