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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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