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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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