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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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