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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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