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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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