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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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