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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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