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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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