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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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