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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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