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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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