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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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