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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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