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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Spock
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a velociraptor 🦖
an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a bull 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
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