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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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