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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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