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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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